Forget that! Who would ever want to put in all of that effort for a website? Just open up your web browser and type "html/css template" into your favorite search engine, like Yahoo! or Bing, and you're on your way! There are hundreds of templates to choose from, but go ahead and pick this same exact template from the first result on google, edit a few lines, and you are on your way! No one will notice!
GOOGLE THAT SHITGuaranteed to be the same realistic template every other website uses, downloaded straight from the WebTM.
Look at this cool set of four icons describing different things about us! We use four because it's the default.
We even changed some of the icons! We take the extra effort to make our designs truly original.
Because nothing says hard work and talent like editing a few lines of text.
Here's my phone number and email address, because hey that's part of the template and why would you not include it on your webpage? You'd be a fool not to! I can't wait for all the job offers to come pouring in from all the companies wanting my insane website design skills.
Honestly this template does look really nice, though.